You tell them Ashlee Simpson! You’ve had enough with this fake and materialistic world

I'm so sure...

I'm so sure...

Ashlee, way to stand up for your fat sister!  Good lord, she looks like a cow now…what is she a size 4?  I can see why Nick and her got divorced..what a pig.  She has really let herself go, let me tell ya’.  I’m glad to see that you don’t subscribe to the unrealistic expectations of show business. 

It took guts for you to lip sync on Saturday Night Live (see video).  Many performers would have committed the ultimate sin and performed live, but you stood your ground and demanded equality!  What’s even better, you laid the blame on your band which everyone appreciates.  That was a warm moment indeed. 

Kudos to you for getting plastic surgery and letting the world know that being fake is ok.  Nobody should have to be tied down by the bonds of their natural features, heck no!  If I don’t like my flabby abs, I can do something about it – thanks to your courage.

Thank you for letting the world know that we need to focus on what’s real and matters most – like all the above mentioned items. 

(back and forth peace symbol in front of my face) – I’m with you…

 

 

 

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