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facebook_logoThis website is not a help desk for Facebook but it’s a civic duty to keep the American public aware of all possible natural disasters!!

Facebook is down!  Facebook is down!  Don’t toss your Iphone in the river or hurl it at your wife and complain that it doesn’t work worth a s***.

Here is the current update from the gods as Facebook: 

A small subset of canvas applications are sporadically not being redirected to their callback URLs.  We are addressing the issue and will update when this is resolved.

Of course, if you receive this RSS feed through your Facebook account, god help you man!

 

Hot new golfer to challenge Tiger’s limelight

john-dalyIt’s tough not to hear Tiger Woods’ name in the media of late with all this marital infedelity hoopla and now text messages coming out from his brood of women across the country. 

Frankly, it’s getting old and let’s focus our attention on those athletes who don’t get all the attention. 

Especially those golfers who shy away from the media hype, don’t get into trouble with the law, and keep a very low profile.

For instance, this fancy clad duffer is making an impression on the golf community.  A relative unknown among the ranks of professional golf but slowy and steadily making the upward swing into the ranks of Tiger, Phil, and Padraig.

Athletic, fit, trim and I cannot wait to watch him….err wait…who is this guy?

This is JOHN DALY !!!!

For those not familiar, Daly has lost a total of 185 lbs after Lap Band surgery.  He is exercising, not drinking as much, and is now forced to control is eating.  You’ve got to be kidding me!!??!!??!!

Is a truck actually an office?? Come on…

cgon408lWhat a poor schmuck.  Dude gets fined in his truck for lighting up.

According to the ordinance that was passed., yes the truck cabin is considered you office and if you light a cig, you’re busted.  This is a weird one, but if you think about it…yeah…an independent truck driver does work out of his vehicle, so…..

I just found this story amusing.

Brett Favre turns 40 !

brett-favre-vikesWell you had a good week indeed.  Favre garnerd offensive honors as he completed 24-of-31 passes for 271 yards and three touchdowns to lead the Vikings to a 30-23 win over his former team, the Green Bay Packers, on Monday night. Favre, who became the first quarterback to defeat all 32 NFL teams, had a 104.7 passer rating to reach the 100.0 mark for the 96th time of his illustrious career, which ranks first in NFL annals. 

Green Bay fans wish you a happy birthday Bert !…err Bart…er Brent…Brett !

Can’t find the remote control in Dallas, use a football!

We've got about this much room I promise !

We've got about this much room I promise !

Who needs to change the channel on this bug sucker when you’ve got NFL punters who can do it for free?    Jerry, we love you anyway.

Are you sure that’s a good website name?

August 20, 2009 · Posted in Entertainment, Featured, Funny and Odd, Junk Mail, Topic Blogs · Comment 

0626-1Great website that everyone must visit for a good laugh.  Slurls.com lists the worst domain names on the planet. 

To meet the criteria for Slurl, the site is legitimate and the name has to to be recognizably slurred into some other meaning.

Some of these are flat out awesome but I feel sorry for the creators who had no clue what their website name would turn into.

Here are a few of my favorites:

1hourscrap.com-scrapbooking site
carsexpress.com – Vehicle leasing and sales
teacherstalk.co.uk – Teachers forum
therapistfinder.com – California counseling directory
blindsexpress.com – Blinds shopping
childrenslaughter.com – Charity website
choosespain.com -Holiday rental site

Can you think of some good ones on your own?

Just the simple act of posting a Speedo blog makes me shiver.

August 15, 2009 · Posted in Entertainment, Featured, Funny and Odd, Junk Mail, Topic Blogs · 1 Comment 
America, I've got talent!

America, I've got talent!

The UK finally got it right!!  A water park in the country has prohibited the speedo from being dawned by its male guests.  Citing issues with embarrassment and protecting a family friendly image.

I am walking a very fine line of masculinity overload, and feeling like a peddler of hairy chested smut.

Those running for the puke bucket, I apologize.

For those getting some strange almost comforting, tingly feeling from this blog, you’re welcome.  It was not intentional.

George Michael and motor vehicles, a marriage made in heaven

gmHe wasn’t wasted so he declares, but it has happened again.  George Michael discovers more trouble behind the wheel.

“I’m never gonna drive again, wasted no but I’ve got no feeling”

“So I’m never gonna drive again, the way I drove with youuuu, hooo, hooo”

Why does a Bob Dylan X-mas album not do it for me…

I know he is a folk and rock legend who has influenced legions of artists and movements over the last four decades, but I don’t want to hear him sing holiday music.  Even more strange that it’s in the news now?

I can’t help it, Dylan has never done much for me from an audibly pleasing standpoint. 

A revolutionary, an artist in every sense of the word, and a staple in the folklore of popular music as we know it today.

Having said all that and knowing that Dylan is considered God (more so than Clapton)…I don’t want to hear an album of Bob Dylan X-mas music, which I hear will be released sometime this year (maybe around Christmas? Hahahaha)

Ironically, Dylan was Jewish who then became a Born Again Christian…beside the point.

Nat King Cole- Yes!

Sinatra -Yes!

Johnny Mathis- Yes!

Judy Garland- I can live with it…

Burl Ives – The man exudes X-mas music! (he was the snowman in Rudolph of course)

Bob Dylan – 68 years old, folk legend, still rocking and on tour (awesome)…do we need to hear Jingle Bells?…probably not.

The Russians may have discovered the vaccine for Swine Flu!

untitledThe Russians may be on to something.  Drink plenty of Welsh whiskey and you will be protected from the Swine flu!  The VOB, which is the soccer organization in Russia, is urging it’s fans to load up on plenty of the liquor when they head to Wales for next month’s World Cup qualifying games.

Alexander Shprygin, the head of the VOB,  ”We urge our fans to drink a lot of Welsh whiskey as a form of disinfection, this should cure all symptoms of the disease.”  He also added that Russian soccer fans have no fear and no virus is going to stop them from travelling to Great Britain to cheer on their team.

Well…raise a bottle and “Na zdorovje!”

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