What a week of news stories!!!

untitledLast week might have been the most news worthy of the year or last couple of years for that matter.  Carrot Top is still…well…Carrot Top, the post-election rioting in Iran calmed down a bit, we lost Ed McMahon, Jon and Kate filed divorce papers, it was unveiled that Steve Jobs had a liver transplant, Albert Pujols belted 6 RBI’s against the Royals in one game!, we lost Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett within hours of each other, and just this weekend Billy Mays (the OxiClean guy) is found dead by his wife Sunday morning.

Oh, on the plate for this week, American troops are pulling out of Baghdad, Bernie Madoff gets 150 years in the pokie, and I need to fix one of our garage doors which came off the track.

Time for a new book about Bernard Madoff and all these suicides – I smell conspiracy

Bernie Madoff just looks like a crook

Bernie Madoff just looks like a crook

Do you think anyone out there is writing a story about the underworlds of the financial pyramid, and the small group of influential people who control it all?  I can see the plot lines now.  All of the world’s great puppet masters force Bernie Madoff to take the fall for their loses to keep some horrible secret about the Madoff family from becoming public.  Madoff finally acquiesces to the scheme because he is dying of some illness, and it is the only way to save his family. Keep in mind Madoff is not a hero in this story but a co-conspirator who is just as guilty as the rest.

So the plan is hatched and the superpowers push their loses into his fund, and take the remaining money to make themselves whole, and to carry on with their world domination.  In addition to Madoff’s fund they have also done this with major public corporations but in more elaborate ways, like CDOs, short selling and debt-swaps.  Then of course some of the pack and/or their friend’s find out about the plot and can not live with the guilt, so the financial superpowers have them killed one-by-one until the story finally dies off and is buried at the highest levels of the world’s governments, including the President and the U.N..  Obviously this is just a movie or book plot, but I bet someone could come up with a more in depth version quickly.  Just be sure to give me credit for the idea, because I could use the money, my Madoff investment is not looking so hot right now.