PSA : Ronald McDonald does not care what your wife looks like naked
He does NOT want to see your wife naked
If you take nude photos of your wife and you do not want others to see them, it is YOUR responsibility to make sure you keep track of your phone with aboveforementioned embarassing photos.
You would think this is just plain common sense, but of course since you’re reading about it here, someone missed that day of school.
A Fayetteville, Arkansas man took some photos of his wife on his fancy cell phone and for whatever reason did not delete them. They went out for a fancy dinner at the local McDonald’s and in all the excitement of the Madagascar 2 toys in the Happy Meal must have distracted him, because he left his phone at the restaurant.
The happy-fun-time photos ended up online courtesy of whomever found the phone. So of course the next step would logically be to sue McDonalds for $3million.
As a recap:
Step 1: Get a fancy new phone with a camera on it
Step 2: Take photos of your wife that you wouldn’t want anyone else to see
Step 3: Don’t delete the photos (this is very important step)
Step 4: Go to McDonald’s with your phone – leave it there
Step 5: Surf porn at home and come across the photos you took of your wife (oops!)
Step 6: Move to another community
Step 7: Sue McDonald’s, because after all, are you really expected to sue yourself???
Step 8: Profit.
Step 9: Get written about on blogs
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