Yes…those are called lights and you turn them on so I can see you!!

Amazing what these things can do

Amazing what these things can do

Let me add to the earlier posting about the inherit misuse of the all mighty turn signal.  What I find even more ludacris is the absence of people’s headlights!  I mean – how in the world is this physically possible in the driver’s seat of a vehicle? (besides the obvious which is simply not turning them on)

When I climb into a vehicle under the cover of darkness or really bad weather, I often find it very handy to SEE MY DASHBOARD.   It’s also a plus if you can see the ROAD IN FRONT OF YOU!. 

It’s also a double plus if every other putz out there can see you coming DOWN THE ROAD! 

Let it serve as a friendly reminder that my 2000 lb SUV might enjoy eating your VW bug for lunch, simply because you neglected one simple thing when you started your car.  

Maybe I need those infrared glasses you’re wearing but since I don’t own a pair and probably won’t for many years to come - turn your LIGHTS ON!    (Do cops write a ticket for being a complete moron?) 

Alright, I’m done.