Heard it in a bar » Ryanair http://www.hearditinabar.com The site where friends talk about the relevant topics of the day Wed, 18 Aug 2010 04:01:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 After downing a pint of Guinness in the airport terminal…you won’t find this Irish humor too funny http://www.hearditinabar.com/2009/02/27/after-downing-a-pint-of-guinness-in-the-airport-terminalyou-wont-find-this-irish-humor-too-funny/ http://www.hearditinabar.com/2009/02/27/after-downing-a-pint-of-guinness-in-the-airport-terminalyou-wont-find-this-irish-humor-too-funny/#comments Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:55:53 +0000 kansasview http://www.hearditinabar.com/?p=2275 ryanairplanesepa_468x3421It has finally happened.  An airline executive has pondered a great way to make extra income, charge passengers to use the plane potty.  Irish carrier Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary told the BBC that the idea had come up in discussions on how to generate income.   The rational is that most passengers have money on them when they travel, however the decision would not affect those passengers that choose not to use the plane’s toilet.

Whaaaa?  You have the option “not” to use the toilet?  Check out the article for yourself.  Maybe it’s something you declare when being screened at the security gate.

Do you wish to use the toilet?  Yes or No

Will you be drinking heavily while flying with us? Yes or No

Did you eat Mexican food in the last hour?  Yes or No

Do you have first class tickets or will you be sitting in the blue water suite?  Yes or No

Personally, I’d stick my tush out the window but that air pressure issue might come into play.





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