Tiger’s “cat” is almost out of the bag

tiger_460Of course we couldn’t wait too long before throwing in our own two cents about the Woods story, it wouldn’t be American!

I’m getting to the point where I’m getting angry because this is now a public issue. 

It’s private until Tiger hopped behind the wheel and crashed his vehicle. 

It’s private until the police are called and a report is called in of a man appearing to be unconscious laying in the grass.

A private matter does not erupt into the street with a crazed blond woman smashing out the windows of a $70, 000 SUV.

A private matter does not involve neighbors supposedly hearing Woods screaming “You’ve ruined Thanksgiving, way to go!”

A private matter sure as hell does not involve state troopers, a trip the ER, and neighbors.

This is a classic “who done it?” scenario playing out for the Woods’ family and I wish Tiger would man up and admit what happened.  This didn’t happen behind closed doors and it was not hidden from the authorities so there is nothing private about it. 

The stories are swirling and most seem pretty credible based on how this accident played out.  It’s been thought Tiger’s wife beat him with his own clubs and forced him to flee the house, thus crashing his SUV.    Now this version sounds the most dramatic, and all kidding aside, does sound like a likely scenario.  Even Wanda Sykes is chiming in and wonders if Tiger’s wife has just as good club selection as he does….funny. 

Regardless, it happened and not allowing the police to do their job is pathetic.  Tiger, you’re rich and the best golfer in the world but you are also a tax paying citizen and when your domestic issues get out of hand, people will know.  

No different then the Jones’es down the street …

Can’t find the remote control in Dallas, use a football!

We've got about this much room I promise !

We've got about this much room I promise !

Who needs to change the channel on this bug sucker when you’ve got NFL punters who can do it for free?    Jerry, we love you anyway.

Daly’s new golf pants must of blinded the tunnel and it didn’t see his bus coming!

June 23, 2009 · Posted in Entertainment, Featured, People in the news, Sports, Topic Blogs · Comment 

My buddy John is in the news again but this doesn’t sound like something he did on purpose or involved a ton of liquor or a casino.  What does that leave? 

His bus running into a bridge of course!

Love the blue and white checks and the lap band surgery is noticable, would you agree?

The new poster animal for PETA…or maybe Hooters

This is classic mascot antics.   During a basketball game between Rice and Tulsa, Sammy The Owl, mascot for Rice University, gets warned to back off the baseline and in response – leans in and gives the ref a head butt.    

He promptly gets ejected from the game – more like off the court.   I know for a fact that where I went to school, half the time the mascot (or the human underneath) was sauced and having a blast groping cheerleaders and screwing with people.

There must be some false sense of anonymity when one dawns the furry costume and head- but this owl got a little too lippy (beaky) and physical.   So, the San Diego chicken can rip a ref’s pants off and throw a bucket of confetti – and Sammy gets ejected for this?

The chicken’s act is all staged?  (WTF?)  It is?…but this is so much better. 

 On the video, at the 12 second mark you can start to see Sammy lean into the referee before the camera switches, but at 1:42 you can see the replay.  Indeed, a good story to start the weekend.

Lunacy on the soccer field…emphasis on lunar

November 18, 2008 · Posted in Funny and Odd, Junk Mail, People in the news, Sports · Comment 

At least we have the other side of the world to keep us laughing and light at heart.  Move over Chad “OchoCinco” Johnson- you have some competition.  Leave it to the Europeon soccer world to provide us with a nice distraction from the every day.

You need to see this>>> A Sicilian soccer team drops their drawers as an offensive strategy…pure genius!

NFL wide receivers get penalized for talking on fake cell phones, doing the caterpillar in the end zone, or spiking a football.   Oh yeah, don’t I recall an NFL coach getting in trouble for videotaping other defenses?

We are way too hard on professional athletes – let them have some fun.   This never hurt anyone, it’s just a little pant dropping.

I don’t know which offensive playbook this was pulled from, but I love it.